okay so cas walks into da club called medical molly’s and sees the most beautiful man he’s ever seen in his entire life and he’s all like ‘yaaaaaasssss’ and then the green eyed man from across the room goes 'yaaaaasssss’ and makes his way towards cas with a seductive look on his face. 'here for the show?’ the man says sexily, his eyes glazed over. cas says yaaaaasss and the man introduces himself as dean but says that cas can call him badazzle mchorny. dean makes his way to the stage wearing a golden speedo, a cowboy hat and leather kneepads. he immediately drops it low and cas’ jaws drops w it. boom clap starts to play in the distance and as the chorus begins, dean drops it low again and his speedo rips revealing a rosy buttox. cas struggles to restrain himself from letting out another 'yaaaaasss’ but somehow he manages. cas reaches into his wallet for something to give the green eyed man and realizes he doesn’t have any bills, only loonies and toonies. cas proceeds to throw the one and two dollar coins at the man while dean begins to twerk on stage. 'toonies eh?’ dean proclaims. 'yaaaaaaasss’ cas answers and his voice was pure sex. bruises started to appear on dean’s chest from the canadian coins and a loud speaker sounds in the distance and announces 'BRING OUT THE MAPLE SYRUP EH’. a large bucket of maple syrup rains down on dean’s head and he licks his lips and winks at cas, the syrup running down his face. 'join me?’ dean asks. 'yaaaaaassss’ cas replies and jumps up on stage, licking the syrup off of dean’s abs. dean giggles and sways his hips back and forth to the canadian national anthem, dubstep version. cas pushes dean until he is laying flat on stage and proceeds to get rid of the remaining fabric covering it. 'i wanna see it.“ cas whispers and then they fuck on the stage and leave. 

a ficlet by max molly and char